Okay, last year on lefse making day we posted a lefse poem. This year we thought we'd tell you a few Ole, Sven, and Lena jokes. (Very popular jokes among Scandanavians.)
Sven and Ole got a job putting in telephone poles. At the end of the day the foreman asked them, "How many poles did you put in?"
"Two." Said Ole
"Only two?"asked the foreman, "The other men all put in seven or eight."
"Yah," said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out?"
Lena had just bought a new cell phone and called Ole. "Hi dere, Ole. Guess what? I'm talkin to you while I'm driving down the interstate."
Ole said, "Uffda, Lena, yous better be careful. I yust saw on de news dat dere's one idiot drivin da wrong way down da interstate."
"What do you mean one idiot?" Lena said, "Dere must be a hundred idiots goin da wrong way."
Ole says, "Offda is when you drop a bag of garbage. Ishda is when you have to pick it up."
The first thing to go is da memory. Da second ting is da... da.. what was I talking about?
Sven and Ole were shingling a roof when Sven noticed Ole throwing about half of the nails down on da ground. Sven asked, "Vhy are yous thowing all dose nails down on da ground?"
"Vell," said Ole, "Dey all got heads on da wrong end.
Sven replied, "Dose nails are for da udder side of da roof!"
Have a happy evening! Proverbs 15:13 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance..."





